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Glossary of Practicality



Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage .

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read..

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :- The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in RO, Instead 0f the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father :- A banker provided by nature.

Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician :- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Been tremendously busy for the past few days. Last week I’ve been finalizing the financial statements of Magsaysay Mitsui O.S.K Marine, Inc – a manning agency. Right now, I am on fieldwork for Wealth Securities located at Philippine Stock Exchange in Pasig City. As you can imagine I’m really busy. Though the hectic skeds I still have time to watch movies and spend my time on leisure. Just last night I watched ‘Mona Lisa Smile’. It’s a good movie though its lengthy plot is a bit tiring and dragging but nonetheless I appreciate the movie. I was able to watch ‘The Last Samurai’. Again, such a good movie but not that great. The usual Tom Cruise movie but its a compelling film. In the sense that you would be curious as to the progress of the plot. Anyway, been very much excited with my new notebook. Though it’s a Dell, I still appreciate it especially the windows button J. Currently, as I am typing, I am adding additional songs so as not to be bored when I’m using it in my client.



Regarding my work. I still have lot of things to learn and I appreciate it even though I go home late at night. All this hardships would payoff in the future. And I believe that SGVians are really investing on experience in the field of audit since we learn about different industries and we also enhance our public relations in a way. And most of all we learn so much about the technicalities of auditing. Nuff said already. Think I’m already carrying myself over. Its already 1:36 am. Gotta sleep already. I’m exhausted but not as exhausting as I can be since I spent time with somebody special.

Joke joke Joke!



- Cory Aquino watches "Mano Po 2" everyday and cries everytime...

Dito lang kasi niya nakita na ikinasal si Kris!

- Bakit sa Pilipinas kung mag-aaply ka ng clerk kailangan college graduate

ka, pero kung mag-aaply ka for president, high school drop-out ok na? Just

curious ha.. bakit???

- Noong araw, ERAP na ERAP na. Ngayon ARROY, AROY!, wag na POE, wag na POE.

Baka maLACSON ang KABAYAN natin at magka ROCCO ROCCO ang buhay natin.

- GMA: Economic mind

ROCO: academic mind

EDDIE: Godly mind

LOREN: changeable mind

NOLI: no mind

PING: mastermind

FPJ: Never mind!

- Lights, camera, action!

Starring FPJ

Directed by ERAP

Script by ED ANGARA

Produced by DANDING COJUANGCO

Sa pelikulang, "BAYAN KO, TODAS KA!"

- Presidentiables have records:

GMA: D Pidal case

ROCCO has textbook scam

LACSON has kuratong baleleng

Only FPJ has no records - not even school records! Nanay ko po!

Are you compatible with you work?

I mean, do you enjoy your work as of now.

You work to live not the other way around.

I guess, I still do although in some instances

I do change my mind.

And it is unbelievable to learn that the %

i like my work is a whooping 91%...



How about you guys?

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Some Updates



For the past coupla weeks I've been very busy. Working for Mitsui (3rd client). Its really really stressful. And to add, my boss is already resigning. Good thing, she treated us before leaving. Hehe. Anyway, I already have a new laptop so I could somehow update my website every now and then (if i have time). Here's the latest pix i got. C/o Boss Zhai... Wonder how's she's doin'?



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